Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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