Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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