Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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