Are we in a gay sports bar?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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