so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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