Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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