Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I need water and some morals
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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