remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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