You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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