Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Every concussion has its silver lining
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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