She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
