I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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