I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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