spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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