Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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