doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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