Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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