no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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