Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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