so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize