brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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