singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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