I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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