it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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