Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I need moral support for this bender
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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