if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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