My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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