Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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