She's JV to your varsity
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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