As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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