Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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