She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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