discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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