My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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