Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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