dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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