I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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