After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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