We're like a lot better than the average bears
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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