love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
