It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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