U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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