Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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