Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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