garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
