Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
