He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
where am i from again
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
