I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
do nipples grow back?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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