Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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