Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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