Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.