i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...