we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.