Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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