we have pet lesbian snakes
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
smell my finger.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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