I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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